Thursday, September 21, 2006
Looks like my angel has left and been replaced by my real son, who unless has a bottle in his mouth is screaming blue murder or passed out! Now comes the tactical parenting. I plan to waked Satan, sorry I mean Henry around midnight (which these days means staying up late) and feeding him tons of milk, before keeping my fingers crossed that he sleeps till maybe 5 or ideally 6.... watch this space
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Get a wet nurse. Or one of those dogs like Lassie that likes children.
Have you got one of those Man breast attachments?
We have to dogs that like children - maybe with biscuits and a glass of milk though!
I have man breasts already, if I could just make them lactate.....
We used to have a young kitten. Taken away from it's mother too early. It used to suckle on the Dogs fur. The Dog didnt mind, I think it liked having it's belly worked over by a yound eager tongue.
I think this is heading in a direction that I'm not prepared to take
I wasnt suggesting you do anything like that. :-)
Nature likes all babies to be nurtured. It's natural. :-)
But you can buy those man breast things.
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